Propeller-head Man
Brussels Airport
June 2008

When ditching the airplane, passengers are instructed to remove their heads.
(They really used the word “ditching” instead evacuating.)

If you have a baby this hideous, yes, you should definitely brace yourself.

We laughed when we saw the Manneken Pis statue on the front of a Coke machine. Really makes you want to buy a soft drink, eh?

I just want you to know that the British Judo champion also traveled on our plane. It said so on the back–and front–of his jacket.